this morning i found my nanny using my brand new bottle of ‘english pear & freesia’ jo malone perfume as toilet spray….. yip, you heard me correctly….friggin TOILET SPRAY!!!???? i’m not sure what i should be feeling right now….. angry because she is daft enough to be using a £75 bottle of perfume as toilet spray or devastated because she actually thinks the perfume smells like toilet spray!!!!

the most expensive toilet spray in the world?

anyhow the good news is that i believe jo malone is opening a store in the waterfront which is great – of course having said that i can only begin to imagine what the cost of a bottle will be…. best you ladies who purchase it make sure you keep it under lock & key!